Friday, May 13, 2011

Japanese Porno Vending Machines "B" grade...or "C"?



Apparently there are different levels of quality when it comes to Japanese porno vending machines?
This nasty place is located next to a big open parking lot for big rig trucks. I dunno if they got DVD players in their trucks but this place....unlike the others is in the wide open right next to a main road. I have passed it 100x or more but never saw anyone go in...shy?......it's a total shit hole?...take your pick.

I'd love to put a hidden camera and then bring a date "gone wrong on purpose" and bring her in here then just start staaaaring and tooouching myself and see how long it takes for her to take off....THATS a Youtube moment ;)












This place looks "High class" now that I compare it to the "Shit Hole"













Meanwhile.....at the Japanese love hotel....

WHAT..IN...THE....FUCK...is this?




Do those things pop out while inside the woman? No wonder close to 60% of Japanese women between 20 and 30 who are not married do not have a boyfriend. They don't fucking need one....What would be the men's version? A lubed tube where 60 little tongues suddenly pop out the side and start licking your prick?

If it moaned in happiness and swallowed I might buy one....for a friend....not myself ;)

Seriously ladies....expect more from your men and stay the fuck away from these weapons of mass vaginal stimulation!!




This Blog post is a part of Budget Trouble's Show me Japan Series