Rub Hoteru (Sex at a nicer hotel)

free sweets...nice touch!

They got staff now at the counter. It used to be all automated but the Laws have changed to protect against underage girls or other bad shit from happening. Unlike the Valentines girl who looks young. This girl looks REALLY young. They wanted to see I.D.
I support the whole thing and a girl being challenged as being possibly being younger than she is is always a compliment. Are you fucking kidding? "You look underage"...might ass well just sprinkle happy dust all over her.....nice start :)

looks like a nice place ;)

It is actually a nice place. The elevator is weirdly small but have never gotten squeezed in with other love birds so no probs.....yet.

Very comfy

Room was a "B" room. The "A"'s which I usually use are big enough for parties and Wii tournaments but this is "lovin" size. That was cool since that was the one and only point.

Campaign and stuff

They coulda got SOMEONE to check that spelling right?...wrong. Who really gives a fuck about English at that place? No one including me...just sayin'

Cuz just sex doesn't drain enough energy..:(

Did the Wii thing before. Sex and then Wii. Talk about sucking every last ounce of your fucking energy....can barely drive after that place sometimes.

bigger menu (5 pages) than Joyful

Usually don't eat until after but the odd timing required a change in plans (a.k.a, we were both fucking starving...she had free cake later but needed some calories 2 burn

The food was.....damn good 4 hotel grinzs

It was pretty good. The steak sucked just as bad as Joyfull's but it was saved by some great chicken.

A lotta fuckin movies..alot

Gotta digest that food ...saw a Jim Carry flick "Yes Man" was O.K.

Old but big

I think this thing turns on everything in the whole fucking world.

Oh yeah.....fuckin kids n their graffiti ;)

This girl was not auto O.K. with the graffiti but telling her what I was about to do with my tongue made her lose or change focus quickly.

F.Y.I.

This body art/graffiti was started by the Valentine girl who wanted to write the Kanji for "Big" or Okii with an arrow pointed at my cock which sounded odd but fun in a "never thoughta that but cool" kinda way.

If it bothers you in anyway...please go take a fucking pill. Go save a whale, hug a tree, feed a hungry cat, or donate unused kids toys you probably got (you all know who you are) to some charity. (I support all those things BTW) because it would actually be worth it as opposed to sending me a mail about how offended you are that I wrote on a girl before giving her multiple orgasms.

Save your anonymous full of shit concern for a real travesty.






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J∙Festa – July 2011

Teaching in Japan (Ya'll STILL don't get it)

The last post was an eye opener. Some of you STILL don't seem to get it. You never will.
You work for others or you have no experience with what I'm talking about.
An explanation and some point making is in order.


Re: This blog. It's all true. I'm not even 1/2 way through. You don't believe what exactly? Anyone who lives around here or knows about me knows these or versions of these stories.. I am stating here and for the last time that I do not write or read or indulge in fiction. I don't need to. I'll leave that up to you fantasy lovin freaks.

My regular commenter's are not included except the lesbian schizophrenic grammar Nazi. You bitch...can suck my dick all the way back there in Canada.


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Main Topic

6 years ago when I started my own School there were many who thought it would crash and burn (I can see why obviously). They believed there was no way my hot head and affinity for fighting would not destroy this School.


They didn't and some of you don't get it. Hell I didn't at first. Results > everything. I'm proof of that. Even in the Inaka, where gossip rules, I still win. No history or problems with kids or women. Just men. That apparently is O.K.

I am thriving because of my system. I get results. I provide the most effective and comprehensive lessons around and I throw the biggest parties around. Maybe in all of Japan.

I will cut at least 10 students because I need room for serious students and there are 10 that I have identified that just can't handle this School's pressure. They have other options and it will be better for them. They knew 12 months ago that I expected certain things. They didn't take it seriously or their parents didn't. They are about to be told they are not being re-contracted.

I do "trial" lessons so I can check to see if they can handle the pressure. That's very important. We have more fun and big parties but that is after they show me effort. They are no doubt checking me out too. I used to have to try and get every trial student even if it meant fucking up an existing class because "nice ass" wanted that money. Not me.
The parents can look at the classroom but not observe the lesson. Ever. They will see the results in test scores and in the praise of their School's teachers..as always. I need focus and mommy is a distraction and, as if, a trial lesson wasn't already stress enough (for the kid)...mommy wants to make it worse by sitting right behind the child? Makes no sense.

I gave 8 of the 10 parents notice today. They were not happy. The other Schools like ECC,Peppy,etc are pleased to take my scraps...again so I know the kids will be better off.

I don't have a SINGLE class that I do not love, and everyday is fun because of my system. In the end it's best for everybody.

The mothers will again get angry and talk about my School wrong. They don't realize how much they are helping me. Their words are heard at lunches or PTA meetings and mothers who want a strong leader with a 100% focus on getting measured results make note of me. As I mentioned in a comment 16 in the past 10 days.

(I do it because I'm the boss but it has given my School a reputation as being for "Elite" kids. That was not my intention but it has been a great side effect. )

Results> Everything else.

We are talking about children's futures here. I have taken a kid from ABC to applying for entrance into Harvard. I continuously churn out the highest level students year after year.

The people who imagined my quick demise are now accepting public School contracts to enhance their dwindling income. I on the other hand, continue to thrive. If you have seen the blog you know that I evaluate and publicly rank the top students and display it at the School's entrance.

The mothers always make sure to check that list for any movement in the "Top 10".

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"You can't cut kids...parents will freak and your school will die from bad "uwasa"


"You can't rank the kids publicly, the other kids parents who are not on the list will be offended...you'll kill the school!!"


"You can't scold the kids. They will tell their parents and you'll be in trouble."


"The kids will hate you, you should be nice and just do your best to connect"


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"Yeah...O.K."
I thought then, when I heard shit like that, what I think now, you all don't know what the fuck it is you are talking about.


If you want the students to like you then you are already fucked. You are NOT their friend (even though you anime fans seem infatuated with characters that look about their age) they are not your friends. My students love me. I am the only adult in their life in most cases that gives them the respect of an adult and requires the responsibility that comes with it.

They LOVE that. They respect me for doing that, and let me tell ya, an ounce of respect is worth ten times it's weight in "like".

Haunted houses? Kickball tournaments massive annual beach BBQ's with full roasted pigs,Prime ribs,Christmas displays so bad ass it got on T.V. this year.



I dominate in all areas. English education and Cultural exchange. My style is THE reason why I dominate. You underestimate an education Mothers supreme focus on making their Princess/Prince the best in the class. Yeah, I'm rough around the edges and I'm not good at showing tatemae

Why is that so hard to understand. Even after 6 years of "proof of concept"?






Scary Halloween entrance. from Chris B. on Vimeo.

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"It's your history, you really shouldn't be teaching kids. Your not a good role model"
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Role model huh?

The last 2 Presidents..Snorted coke...Smoked weed. You travel to another country for 2 years of your life to semi dedicate (if that much) yourself to the education and inspiration of young minds and don't do it very well because you biggest goal is not your job, which gives you the money to do your other things. Your fucked.
You can't even see how fucked you are. I KNOW my weak points but I still make at least 4x more than most of you because I'm just...that...fucking....good!!



Don't mind me while I teach up and party down while you all talk about morals and stuff by yourselves.

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"No one questions your commitment it just seems like you have a bad attitude"
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I am a teacher. I do that very very well. I am paid accordingly and some peoples lives will be brighter and richer because of my efforts and their hard work. I am satisfied with that. My attitude is one of my greatest attributes. If you cannot see that than explaining any further is wasting both of our time.



The blind stares
of a million pairs of eyes
lookin' hard but won't realize
that they will never see the "ME"

You can't see me.


Keep on hatin' while I keep demonstratin' ;)

Loving your job makes you smile...like this





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UPDATE:
The student who applied for Harvard (original post from November on School's Blog) withdrew for financial reasons and is instead currently attending Tokyo's Institute of Technology. (Boy)

His classmate for 5 years one of 4 is attending Kyoto University. (Girl).


These 2 never studied English before my School and they are both 700+ TOEIC's. They achieved that without the Bridge (I was the bridge) and the boy studied at a Juku for 1 year before dropping out because this area couldn't provide high enough level courses so he did a study by mail for Physics. We discussed Time travel at his last class and the theories associated with forward and backwards space time manipulation...in English.

I don't speak Japanese. I never have and never will. My students are a constant rebuke to those who seem to think it is somehow a benefit to someone. You don't need and I would recommend against it.

Why?

Because 2 teachers in my area are very good Japanese speakers (from England and America) and their students achievements do not reflect any benefit. Their Eiken and TOEIC scores are inferior. They don't even teach the TOEIC to kids that I am aware of?



Your either good or you are not. Speaking Japanese in an English classroom just won't turn a FAIL into a WIN.

6 years of doing it my way everyday.

ALT's in Japan (My Dick is in Your Mouth)

Read the post below this....
Go ahead...
I'll wait.

How in the fuck...WHY in the fuck was I ever offered the top job even after being such a fuckup? Nobody asked that? 280-320..after 6 months experience?

REWIND...3 months.

I was given a Class. A 2 hour class. They were the lost souls of the School. Mixed ages.Mixed levels.

Do you remember that meeting Alex? That was the end of your  "I know what the fuck I'm doing" dream.
You asking outta that class was the greatest thing that ever happened in my teaching life.

I TOLD the boss I was gonna do it MY way or there was NO WAY I was gonna take Alex's 2 hour "lost class" He was the 3rd teacher to give up on these kids. She said "do whatever you wan't...your style O.K.!"

The first class was....amazing..ly scary...for them.

The first time they ignored me I picked up a kids chair and smashed it off the floor and it bounced up and hit the door cracking it.

ALL EYEZ ON ME....They were stunned and 3 girls were crying as was Madoka the assistant teacher (for a few seconds everyone seems to have thought I was about to go "RAMPAGE"???). I told them (8 in all 5 girls and 3 boys ages 9-13) to push their desks against the wall and face it. Don't look,don't talk, don't do a fucking thing till I tell,em'.

"Turn your chairs around and face me"

(I asked Madoka to translate this exactly..please...and "I'll never ask you to be involved again"...I promised her, and she agreed)

"I am NOT Alex or anyone else, I am going to teach them and it could be REALLY fun or it could really REALLY suck!!, I will let YOU be the bosses of THAT. You will give me 70 minutes of 100% attention and I will give you 50 minutes to do whatever you want. MY time comes first and every second of MY time YOU waste will be less time for YOU."

"I am the person in charge but you can ask, inquire,question or give an opinion at anytime in the way I teach you...with respect. We are equals. You will begin to understand what you do not know now. Trust me. You will soon understand. I am the greatest teacher you will ever meet in your lives. I have more interest in your improvement than anyone ever will. DO NOT cry to your parents or you will miss this chance. You have to trust me. Next week. Sit the fuck down and give me respect for 70 and I will set you free for 50."

Amazingly, no comment came from the parents. They behaved and after I took them across to 7-11 and spoiled them with Yakitori and ice cream and drinks on my dime. We repeated this everyweek.

(I believe in pay for performance because THAT IS LIFE)

Results> Everything else (an equation for you dumb fucking JET's/ALT's)


5 months later at a Friday meeting my boss with the nice ass announced that my Saturday kids were learning too fast and I had to slow down...an odd pause/questioning looks followed that statement and I jumped in mouth first.

Me: This is a School. You want me to slow down the kids advancement?

Nice Ass: That Saturday class has brothers and sisters in other classes and your requesting the same book they are using. The parents are wondering why kids who started sooner are still on the same books as their younger brothers and sisters have. It's no good.

Me: You want to slow down? seriously? The other classes need to try harder. I'm just doing my job. Having young kids that are of high level is good for your School..don't you think?

Nice Ass: Thinking....

One week Later: Next Friday meeting.

Nice ass: Chris. Please teach Alex and the others your style.

Alex: What? I'm not gonna follow someone who has been teaching for 6 months.

Me: If you had done your fucking job bro this topic wouldn't even be on the table, besides...you could never teach like me.

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I was asked to come to a nomikai the next night with the owner and Philip.

Nice ass:"I want you to take over the main School and teach your system please. I will give you a raise to 300,000 per month. I never have done that for a teacher with so little experience"

Me: No thanks.

Philip: Let me talk to her can you go away for a bit?"

Nice ass: I'll give you 320,000 and you are teaching my biggest School and it's much closer to where you live.

Me: No thanks. That's Alex's job. I don't like the guy but we are plotting Ceasar's downfall. I thought you were his friend Philip?

Philip: Alex can take care of Alex. You should do this...now bro.



I walked outta there and directly to Alex's. I told him the boss and his friend had just tried to throw him under the bus. He said "Chris, I woulda taken it."

I give him credit for being honest which is not his strong point but I realized that Japan was a whole nother world. Backstabbing lazy mother fuckers. That's the good ones. The 1-2 year ALT's are the most clueless unprofessional, selfish group of people I have ever met. I have 9 Japanese English teachers in my School and today I talked with one about her ALT problem.

Me: What's the problem?

Teacher: The ALT is kinda shy and talks with a small voice. She has trouble with the bigger classes.

Me: What did she think when she came to Japan..teaching is easy? She's gonna study Kanji and travel around and get through her job like some unavoidable duty?

Teacher: How did you know she is studying Japanese?

Me: It's a stereotype. It's usually true. They do more damage than good They really suck.They are clueless or can ignore reality well...I dunno?

Teacher: Japan should change the system. At least the interview to make sure they can handle big classes. She makes my job harder.

Me: Has she ever tried practicing her Japanese with you?

Teacher: How did you know?

Me: Selfish is as Selfish does. They are bottom of the barrel types. I'll explain that to you next class.

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I got the biggest most successful School around. Results own all else and that's why I kick ass. Even my dramas haven't bothered my success. I cook full pigs and shit. I motherfuckin get down bitches. You think your co-workers respect you? You insult them without realizing it you dumb motherfuckers. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB. Cancel the trip to the temple with your expat group and prepare a good lesson. Put down the fucking Japanese language book and teach ENGLISH!! It's WHY you are here.

I hope William visits. His awesome comments got me all fired up.

This Blog post is a part of Budget Trouble's Show me Japan Series

Yakuza threats and my boss has a really nice ass!

They said they'd burn the School down...:(

She had moved Her office from the big School to the new one where I was (just me...and her now) and it never dawned on me...

She had offered me the head teacher spot even after the Fukuoka incident HERE. It would have given me a raise from 280,000 to 320,000 per month which is chump change now but then it was an extra $400 of beer money a month that I refused because it woulda put a "friend" in a fucked position. I almost beat this "friend" to death months later but I still stand by my principles. I don't need to fuck someone over to get ahead. Even if he was a dickhead. Gotta have rules. Steppin on others to get paid is outta bounds. I have always gotten paid and I never had to fuck anyone to do it.

And I had lost THIS contract because I was too fucking cool/an asshole to follow the rules

Anyway with that and other things ...amazingly....still she was trying SO fucking hard to get some 100% Badboy man meat.

She would stand on a chair infront of me and bend over as she put fresh water into her little shinto shrine on the wall...always when I was there.
The pic below is not her but it looks A LOT like her in fashion ,hair,body type and general pose when I was around

She was 10 years older, and my boss. She was HOT and I wasn't interested.  (I don't even know what to say looking back. It woulda been awesome as she was trying so hard I bet she woulda been really into it )Coulda,shoulda,woulda.

NOW as we sat across a meeting table it was too late. The Yakuza had threatened to burn down all 7 Schools if I wasn't fired. They wouldn't bother me because of THIS GUY and my propensity for fighting which had caused all this shit.

The police were apparently absolutely powerless. It was an education "live" about the Yakuza in Japan and the way the ojisan Inaka cops deal with them. Basically they told my boss to "be careful". While I was dropping my pencil for the 3rd time to look up her mini skirt she was going hysterical about the Yakuza. All I was thinking was "Fuck...I coulda hit that. Licked that"......Fuckin Yakuza and their dumb threats getting in the way of my "too late now to get her hot ass self". FUCK!!
 I was too busy flirting/messin' with single adult students to take this amazing chance. Now my badboy bullshit had pushed it all over the line and she was in "Save my life and my School" mode which is not very arousing for most women.
FUCK!!!

I kinda "cock blocked" myself.
Not a proud moment. Not banging my boss daily I mean.

Of course they never ever woulda actually burned a School down....any.....NEVER heard of such a fucked act that would turn the whole community against them. It was just a terror campaign that was apparently working.

I tore some sorry guys face to shreds in a terrible case of paranoid mistaken identity so they had gotten under my skin too...apparently.

Found out later she had had a fling with the goofy Canadian that had just been fired and replaced with me. Fuck em' and fire em'  musta been her thing??  Ohhhh shit I wanna "do over" :(

G Pot. "Anger management FAIL"

For a laugh. Please click the pic above to view in full size. I was banned years ago. I have changed mail addresses, I.S.P's and switched to Fiber optics and have had a number of different ip's but THIS never changes. I have always gotten back to places if I wanted by using proxies but not here. I don't even give a fuck except for an annual laugh but there might be a story behind this..... (I just took this pic 10 minutes ago)

I had crossed paths with "Him" on the G.P. forums and we apparently didn't get along. He was American so I thought he should know better. Apparently not. As he continued his "flaming" which was not a problem with the mods I began surfing his old posts and searching for other members he had wronged or wasn't getting along with.

I asked for any info about him. (I got a picture of him teaching a Nova class PM'd to me by another member). I figured out by his own words where he worked. I then finally responded and said that I was giving him a final chance to shut his mouth. I promised I would visit him if he didn't take this gift I was handing him. The gift that is keeping all his teeth.

He told me to go fuck myself and other things.

I had just opened my own School and I was so furious I was having trouble sleeping.
So....

I went to Osaka.
It was a Friday.
I arrived around 6ish and waited till close to 10 before he came out.

He was shocked when I said who I was. He started explaining how it was all a joke and to be honest, he thought "I'd be fun to hang out with".

"I can't believe you really came....your a trip"
He was pale and sweating. I was not leaving without revenge. I asked his burnout looking ass if he liked weed and he seemed to be interested enough to stop focusing on my eyes. I told him I had to return home and I'd hand him a joint but not there.

"Let's hit the bathroom in the station and I'll pass it to you.....be cool yo!"

He was so geeked about getting a joint he had forgotten or was trying to forget why I had come. I was amazed that he was gonna do this.
"He REALLY doesn't get it???"..I thought as we walked and exchanged small talk.

We hit the bathroom and I stood infront of the urinal and told him, with a nod, to do the same.
He did and we did that for about 1 minute maybe. As he watched the last guy leave , I reached over with my left hand across my body (he was on my right). He saw my hand and reached with his left hand to receive the imaginary joint while still checking the door.

I turned my body to face him and swung a windmill right arm with an open hand and shoved/slapped his head against the wall as hard as I could and it sounded like glass shards grinding against the wall. I guess it was his teeth.

As I bounded outta there 2 "ora ora" types were coming in and watching what was behind me with shock. I never looked back myself. I got on the next local train but it was heading the wrong way. I had to get off and switch trains back and ducked as we waited at shin Osaka for an uncomfortably long time.

Gaijin on Gaijin crime has been reported/rumored to NOT be a priority for Japanese cops and
I can vouch for that on other occasions and suppose it happened in this case. I checked G.P. 2 months later and I was permanently banned???

I would never waste my time again trying to School someone because they insulted me on the internet. I had my own School now and I had to atleast keep myself in some sort of order so I swore off that dumb shit.

It felt good though. Seeing his face and knowing it was a 100% shock. He was a little taller and maybe 2 years younger. I had warned him. He was relentless in his dogging of me and my new School (on G.P.). I felt like a bear protecting it's cubs. He posted pics (which were removed) of my students. That he walked into a bathroom and waited for privacy with ME was a surreal experience. A truly stupid motherfucker who let the thought of smoking his first joint in a while (I imagine since coming to Japan) cloud his judgment.

I won't do it again and I'm pretty sure he won't either.





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Odds N ends

I am done. My blogroll is complete unless there is a good read I don't yet know about? I searched everyone else's B.R. and these are it. My blogroll is my Twitter.
If you make a new post I will comment. I wanna have an interactive blog so never hesitate to comment :)
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I enjoyed some golf and..."stuff" ;) Today was GORGEOUS!!! C'mon Spring!!!

I am a Surf shorts and "wife beater" kinda guy.
My Summer shopping is already finished...as of today :)

Sexual Healing. "A" grade lovin' at a "B" grade love hotel

A message intended for another. And now I'm reading my own writing. Cuz I'm dumb like that sometimes :(

I got invited to a party and politely uninvited in like 20 seconds.....being a Badboy ....is sometimes just bad.

I gotta give props for the attempt but it still hurt a bit (the reality) and it affected my mind a lot and almost caused bad side effects including losing a connect with Japan's best blogger who was dealin with his own major pains.

A "friend" bumped into me by accident (for him) and had an odd look of worry. After a few moments of chit chat which I don't like and probably made him get paranoid (my specialty) he blurted out that I was invited to a party..."I musta heard?" ....Ah.."No I hadn't" he then fumbles with excuses like his e-mail is fucking with him and stuff. (yeah...o.k., sure, it never happens to me but...o.k.)

Then he says " You probably won't wanna come because some Education board tight asses are gonna be there and I know you hate that crowd"

(This is code word for "please don't come")

I coulda said I'm fine see you at the party but...what's the point? He has seen me angry and knows I carry brass knucks everywhere except the classroom. He comes to the biggest and best parties around (mine) but that's cause they're a blast. I roast entire Pigs and shit....everybody I invite comes.

But I am not the guy to invite if "everyone pretending to be interested in each other" is the party type. Mostly because of bad rumor or bad truths.
It hurt though. I got feelings...hyper off the wall ones but I got em' and they were hurt.

I have made my own bed and sometimes it's REALLY fucking uncomfortable. But it's the one I made.

My mind was ALL WRONG until hitting the cottages. This is how we roll in the Inaka motherfuckers ;)

The stamp system is not as good as 2 other places but hey...this bad economy has affected all businesses. 21 stamps let's you order outta a 4000yen catalogue and 36 gets you the 8000yen one.

Going for the 8000yen one for the umpteenth time and the shabu-shabu was major killaz last time so that's the goal....almost there. It's hard work but I'ma dig down deep to get there..say a prayer for my struggle ;)

When is giving an opinion "wrong"? That's hard to see until it has already come out. Unless your a master of the written word like Loco in Yokohama your gonna put your foot in your mouth a lot.


I'm Westcoast but I got one East coast rap that is ALWAYS on my playlist.
An olive branch for getting another chance (I learned those are not common)
N.Y.
In....the....house

The night I met Tupac Shakur (2pac) in Hawaii.

Tupac's Wiki

Red Dog Beer

Why the beer? It's integral to the story in my mind. I always connect the two (meeting 2pac and Red Dog.) Which apparently almost died as a brand? It was popular in Hawaii at the time of 2pac's visit and I almost missed meeting him because I wanted to drink some..any way..later

Just being a resident of Waikiki means your gonna see famous people a lot. The fact that I was 18 and delivering Pizza's to 20-40 different spots in an around Waikiki made me more exposed to that. Someday I'll try and list em all. The famous Japanese people were identifiable because Japanese people and Japanese cameramen would be surrounding them. Only Japanese people. I could never list them because I had NO fucking clue as to who they were. Waikiki is apparently popular with Japanese talents because those Japanese fan mobs were a common sight.

I worked at a place called Simone's Pizza. It was on Kapahulu ave at the end of the strip that had Diamond Head Video. It is now a Safeway....fuck! Karaoke Hut is still across the street though!!

Here is a review from around this time. It was raw. Lottsa swearing and pushing. Note the reviewers comments about the atmosphere..I just found this CLASSIC item

Info on 2pac's visit to Hawaii is VERY limited. I have left messages on Hawaii web forums and it was so long ago (1996) that most people don't remember much. I remember him doing a promo add for a local radio station that they played off and on for years. What radio station plays the 2pac "shouting them out" promo? I don't remember but hopefully someone from Hawaii remembers and hits this post.

Unlikely?? No. Like I said the info about the Hawaii trip is amazingly small. My post will be seen. If you remember anything please leave a comment..Mahalo's in advance.

I had done a double shift which meant I didn't have to help clean so I could just go get the beers and prep for the after party (a nightly tradition at Simone's Pizza) and roll some doobs in the upstairs bathroom and just chill. waiting for the rest of the crew.

Then Lee comes out and asks me if I can deliver one more so they can clean up faster. Late calls and the boss fucking shit up for 8 bucks..fuck. I tried to sell the delivery to Andrew ( I give him $3 plus he gets the delivery money and any tip) but he was already drinking Red Dogs while I rolled joints so it was mine.

FUCK!! I REALLY wanted to relax since I had been working since the morning and everyone else still there was Dinner shift. I was dead fucking tired.

So off I go to a place on Kona st. Behind Ala Moana shopping Center but on the Restaurant row side. The delivery ticket had an address which is useless at night and at clubs. (Just write the name of the fucking club ..I'm thinking as I look.)

Was it a strip club? Misty's? I know they went to the Rumours night club at the Ala Moana Hotel later but that's not where I went for sure.

I parked my Explorer and a crowd was coming out at that moment. The note said "Give to doorman" I sometimes couldn't enter places so the doorman/bouncer would pay.
As I'm walking up, a buncha brothers (not so common a sight) come bouncing outta the club.
A brother about my size (height) comes right up to me laughing and says something like "is that my pizza?"

He was having a fucking ball apparently and was all hyped up but with a good vibe. No trouble tension just "I'm in Hawaii mother fukaz!!" type thing.

As the bouncer reached in to grab it I suddenly realized who he was and he seemed to be happy with that. (They know me out in the islands..cool) He brushed by me laughing and I was kinda blown away but I was so fucking tired I just raced back and grabbed more Red Dog's cuz I was sure everyone already started.

The only other co worker who was into Hiphop was Ram and he was chillin back in Waianae that night. I told everyone who I just saw and they were...they were into Rock and shit, so it would be like some redneck saying to me he had just seen Garth Brooks ....no big fucking deal.

That's the story as best I can remember and I thought a lot before this post.
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A few months later I heard Pac had been shot in Vegas. I thought he'd make it like he did back in N.Y. but he died on a Friday the 13th. He kept trying to get outta bed (scared of his "enemies" and the police) so they put him in a drug induced coma. Bad idea, and he never recovered.

I was big time into Scarface and the Geto Boys and Too Short when I met him. I was actually just starting to listen to Strictly 4 my N.I.G.G.A.Z
which was so fucking raw and it stroked my 15" subs somethin mean!!

This ain't from that disc and I really dig the stuff produced up until when he died but this has a good beat and cool montage.


UNTIL THE END OF TIME from THROWEDD on Vimeo.

I got all fucked up in a lot of ways but made hella cash soon after he passed. It became a non topic in my drama filled life. (other posts)
Not until 1999 did I really mention it and it was on the net. About the time of my first internet experience. (just arrived in Japan for escape from drama pt1) I immediately hit a place called Rap music dot com or Hip Hop dot com. I brought up my story and got forum flamed by a buncha people who said 2pac had not even visited Hawaii (I should go suck on a coconut etc etc...). I went ballistic and got ip banned. (arguing on forums is pointless...I'll never learn) I got an email saying my rights were restored and when I signed in I had a PM.

I got a mail from MOPREME. 2pac's 1/2 brother (he said so and got me unbanned because he knew who was running the site) who said his brother loved Hawaii and thanked me for "lookin out" and "keep spreadin' the word"
Near the end of that year a disc called STILL I RISEcame out and it had Hawaii pics inside for some reason. I got back on the boards screamin' like a moron and callin everyone punk asses etc etc. (got banned again and never returned).
Dumb forum flaming but I had a flamethrower...so I fired on their bitch asses.


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Odds N ends


1. In October 1993 2pac shot 2 off duty cops in Atlanta. The public story was odd and the off duty officers were carrying weapons they took out of the evidence room. The whole thing was a set-up and 2pac became CONVINCED the police were out to get him because they were. ALL CHARGES were dropped. Young black anti cop rappin police basher shoots 2 and he gets away scot free with nothing? This is a thing that doesn't get mentioned much but was the fuel for the justified paranoia.

Everything his Black Panther Mom had taught him about the "system" was confirmed that night. The cops tried to whack him. They were using guns taken from their police evidence room that were not signed out (why the cops couldn't nail his black ass....they had no believable explanation of why they would do that...so it was dropped) seems they were gonna lay blame elsewhere after killing 2pac but pac had a pistol and returned fire and this whole assassination attempt went south. Really trippy episode that gets little spin because of the East coast West coast war.

2. Antoine Fuqua who directed Training Day is casting a film about 2pac and I hope 2pac's Mom stays the fuck away from this. She has continued to sanitize her son. He was a complex character and that's why he is an influence to almost every rapper around. The statue at TASF is ridiculous and so is the official website. Let history Judge him and stop trying to rewrite it Afeni. Back the fuck away. PLEASE don't get in the way of Mr Fuqua's directing....please.

3.Anyone with info about pacs stay would be welcomed. It is virtually uncovered and mentioned...almost everywhere so if any Old Skool O.G.'s from Hawaii with knowledge hit this post please add to it..Mahalo's again!

I met 2pac in Hawaii. I met a lot of peeps in Waikiki but this is the one that I remember most. Any questions or comments are welcome.


Throw THIS on in Waiks and TURN IT UP!!!

Japanese Bosozoku (giri giri safeu)

This coulda made the "almost died" series were it not for their fear and confusion. If they had realized MY fear and surprise this mighta turned out different

Typical "Bozo-ride" with highback for the passenger/co-pilot/navigator

Typical Bozo.
Young not very different from others their age other than the bike and a attitude.
They are sometimes recruited into the lower ranks and basically sometimes become Chimpira while their biker gang mates grow up and move on. That they are some ripe recruiting ground for Yakuza is bullshit. The Yamaguchi-gumi, it was revealed, 2 years ago, were requiring their members to take paper tests to reinforce the rules more clearly. It basically went like this:

Q) If you make any mistake ,what do you do"
A) Ask your boss.

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Smart new laws make gang leaders financially liable for their underlings mistakes. The days of Yaks or anyone associated with them "going rogue" and doing dumb shit to members of the general public are over...it never really was too wild westish anyway. The bosses of all the major organizations have been clear that they don't want to lose money because some moron is "feeling strong"
Organized crime is a money making venture. If it has no profit...move along...and definitely don't bother the business.
If you visit a Pachinko parlor frequent a club they run or use their services knowingly or not (you outta know)you are in their world and you will be treated accordingly.....which means possibly badly if you fuck up. Stay away from them and 99 outta a 100 you won't have any problems.
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If you see an event it is probably just a wannabe gangster getting his "Thug" on.
The Yakz using Bosozoku as a recruiting ground is more myth than reality recently.
The local Yakuza in my neighborhood has 2 sons who went/are going through that rebellious stage now. They are already Yaks..who happen to have loud as fuck bikes and ride in a pack but they are using their fathers aura to do whatever the fuck they please. I showed them the limits one day and luckily didn't get beat.



They had been racing in packs of 2 to 10 and usually went to home the back way but another older biker (who never grew out of it) was in town from Hiroshima so they were feeling "strong" with him back. While I'm teaching a class they musta gone by 8,9,10 times? I was so furious I could barely finish my classes. I KNEW that Bosozoku from Hiroshima had told them to ignore my request to keep it away from my School (another story).

Who the fuck is some American telling or even asking us which roads we can ride on?
Fuck him!
(I imagine him saying)

Normal fastest route woulda left an escape route

I had clearly heard 2 bikes pull in right behind my place and this was a direct challenge. I figured 2-4 max.
I was beyond angry. This was time to set shit right and make a clear fucking statement. Bothering me was not gonna be free. If they were interested in dancing then we were gonna fuckin dance.

I quickly decided the best way was to walk around the long way and come in from the entrance of the parking lot which would block them. Hitting them in the head while they raced by was fine with me but if I came up from behind they could just ride away....no fucking way!

I came in this way to block their exit

As I was walking I was psyching myself up and listening to "Strictly 4 my NIGGAZ" on my ipod. I was ready to go nuts. As I got around the corner and walked down towards the laundrymat I realized their were about 8 bikes...not 2...and a lot of peeps. 10 guys and 8 girls?

Oh..FUCK!!....fuuuuuuuck!!

I had to keep going because I had no choice. As Iwas walking up to them the lights inside the laundrymat switched off. They do it on a timer but I was suddenly night blind among a buncha bikers who had to keep face infront of their ladies. Bad situation for me.

This was the attack plan

I got adjusted to the darkness quick and it was dead silent. About 20 young loud mouthed bikers and their chicks were dead silent.

I realized the oldest member was on the far left and my neighbor Yakuza's sons were next to him. (I did not want trouble with their dad so they would be untouched unless they moved on me.)

Just as I'm about to swing at this guys head (I had to do something huge...a statement that would be remembered for ages)
Just then...
Like a furry hand of God...

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One of my favorite cats walks up and snuggles up to that guys foot. If he had kicked it away I woulda used it as the excuse to bash his face in. THEY know I like the cats...it woulda been a message in my mind.
But...
He squats down and starts petting and stroking "Chibi huwa huwa".
C.H.H was meowing with happiness.
I lowered the bat instinctively.....he wasn't a bad guy...he's petting my favorite cat (genius move on his part and I think he knew that) and one of my fav cat likes him.

I looked around and everyone was still silent. In and of itself an amazing thing for these motor mouths on motor bikes.
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I lost my anger completely. They wanted no trouble...I was shocked. I was so fucking scared I hadn't realized how completely uninterested they were in dancing with me. I walked up to the Yakuza's oldest son, A young man who seems to terrify most others..and I said "Koko..Eikaiwa Yo" (pointing to my road and his road) I said "chotto udasai ne?...yametei kudasai". He said "O.K."




LOOKING BACK:

They coulda tore me to pieces. Even though they had their girls with them they made no aggressive moves and have never since.

If I was with a gang of friends and some lone dude came in thinking he was gonna lay down the law..I WOULD FUCKING.....chill and observe. WTF is this guy thinking? He must be sick of living and I aint getting my head taken off first and let my friends take him down while i lay bleeding out....no fucking way. I wanna see where this weird shit is going.


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Are we so different? naw. They were thinking what I woulda thought. And it resulted in no one getting hurt (unusual) and my message getting delivered.
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Some folks around here REALLY think I'm nuts. That's fine by me.

Mr Bat. Chillin in his nest.

This bat has not moved...I don't think...since that night. I ALWAYS have BK's with me now.

This Blog post is a part of Budget Trouble's Show me Japan Series

Valentine's Sex and romance in Japan

It was Valentines day in Japan today so it was time to "shine"

I thought these looked nice

Whatever you wanna do! (before the hotel)

"I want my favorite cake" O.K., easy So she asked.....so it shall be done!!

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I don't eat sugar so I know shit about cake but since this was her favorite place she lined up the cheesecake and another apple cinnamon tart thingy.
This got a big smile and started the happiness express of right :)
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She got 2 other ones...

"I want some Ice cream...but I'm on a diet.."

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I read between the lines and insisted she get the "love struck Cheesecake" It was easy to "convince" her ;)
It was apparently AWESOME!!
The happy train is rolling at FULL SPEED!!
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Was apparently AWESOME!!

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I said we can have a nice dinner OR...I can make you feel like the center of the universe for 4 hours and treat you like a Princess.

Guess which one she chose?
Guess?
C'mon your not trying!!
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That's right...nobody of sound mind passes on the "Princess package"
We got take -out and headed for the hills.

My idea...went REALLY well ;)

We hit a flower shop and a body care store for the goods. She switched to the hotels "Chocolate silk" bath powder to go with the rose and rose pedals instead of the one I had chose...it's the "Princess package" so she gets whatever she wants :)

With a massage to follow

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After a bath that made her feel like a Princess she was given several Orgasms by tongue followed by, a long full body massage followed by, full love making and then cuddling.
Words like "Best Valentines ever!!" "Your a Love God" "You can write on my ass or anywhere else if this is what happens after..anytime...seriously" and other flattering phrases were tossed out in a post "Princess package" euphoria
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Someones happy!!

Box of chocolates (given by her rival..enjoyed by her...must taste sweeter) 1200yen
2 pieces of cake 890yen
Kids size 31 Ice cream 380yen
Roses and bath salt 1200yen
Love hotel - 3500yen
Being treated like a Princess:....PRICELESS

There are some things that money can't buy... for everything else, there's Mastercard.

(I just wanted to type that) ;)


A special thanks to all the guys who half-step and generally don't know what the fuck they're doing. You all keep fucking up. YOU make ME look like a fucking love God.

Someone is REALLY HAPPY!!

Happy Valentines Day from Japan ;)



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In Japan girls usually give guys stuff which is then returned on "White Day" It's a big corporate fucking scam to split and double the choco etc sales.
I don't like it but students give me lots of stuff. Kids give lotsa chocolate and sweets which I don't eat so I just let them eat it in class next week. Fill em' with chocolate let em get all sugar amped and send them back to Mommy.

The adults KNOW I don't eat sugar but they continue to give me shit I can't eat?
(tatemae...which usually means it has no real meaning. Like asking someone in America if you can use the toilet while your at their house.....um...whaddaya gonna say no??...tatemae is like that but you need to multiply it times 10 in importance or possible damage and then apply it to almost everything...a huge fucking headache...that's for another post)

Some students give me steak (I already ate them...thank you) and some students give me cool stuff like in the pic below..

Did I mention I fucking HATE "tatemae"?
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Thank you!!!!!