Facebook..Fake Friends. (So fake they smell like plastic!!)

EPISODE#1 (Above)

Haunted House crew

So This guy comes to my School's Halloween Party which is quite the freak show with the Haunted House and stuff so i met him in passing and have no idea when he came or left but I did see him. Lotta kids were crying maybe including the daughter he brought..I dunno?? But anywayz I fire off a mail inviting him to the Summer BBQ and wait...and wait...

Never a thank you (even if his daughter cried it was because he was AT A FUCKING HAUNTED HOUSE....and he musta respected the effort....being a Dad and shit)

I got NO fucking response and threatened him (pic @ top of post) He passed his fear through to a mutual friend and I learned his wife was pregs so I backed off...This guy is American and he was a guest and was invited to another party which has members between 80-150...we fucking party down and a simple "no thanks" or a "I'm busy" woulda been fine. 

I gotta count heads because I get my stuff from base so I gotta know...Yes  or No.....pretty fucking simple to give one or the other and the reason is of no importance to me. I think he was petrified of me because i drank about 3 liters of Zero-Cola and was wound tight and dressed like a monster but still....you shoulda thought I won't let disrespect pass you stupid motherfucker.

Facebook....I started getting a bad feeling about it....

EPISODE#2

Scene: 7-11

Target: Another ALT with no manners

I had asked another new ALT to join a party because I wanted my kids to practice English if the ALT's were up for it and if not...they could enjoy some home cooking and chat in English with other people (I have some other local ex-pats that regularly attend parties ). He works for the teacher I almost killed...sat in his living room with a crowbar in my sleeve and was as far as thinking about where I'd stuff his body. 

I suspected he might hesitate but was SURE I'd get some kinda answer.....no...he just "Friended" me??

I DON'T NEED a fucking friend I invited him to a party...a simple yes no would do.

I was furious...I sent a second mail saying it was a final headcount so just a Yeah or neh would do.

Again...nothing...

Sometimes God smiles at me

A day before the party I bumped into this piece of shit Facebook flunky infront of a nearby 7-11.

Wish I had my iphone then to record what happened

**I was with a girl and girls haven't thought fighting was cool for a long time so it always is the end moment when they see me snap and the girl with me on this day never saw me again...she tried to pull me away but I told her to get off me and stay outta the way...I always fuck up like that...I can't just walk away, even if it costs me dearly and it did on this day...oh well**

Me (walking up from behind at the register...I knew his face from Facebook)

"Hey..Mike...what's up buddy???"

(A surprised Mike)

"Hey.....oh hey..are you Chris??"

Yup...Hey I'm sorry about your computer

"Um...my computer is fine what are you talking about?"

I sent you an invite..very polite...2 times and saw your other activity while ignoring me so I'm sure you musta had a glitch cuz I'd bury these brass knuckles in your fucking head if you did that on purpose...you didn't ignore me did you Mike? In this Countryside area...you think we wouldn't meet?...are you fucking stupid or something??

(The girl I was with left at about this point after 3 attempts at heeling me)

"Dude...I'm so sorry...Um....I ...I .."

"You better be careful not to insult me after disrespecting me...I'll beat you until the popo arrive and you'll be lucky if I don't kill you....you better stay the fuck away from me you fucking piece of shit....don't even mumble."

"You do this shit back home? You ain't in America but you better watch the fuck out, you pull this shit in Hawaii and they will bury you in the Pineapple fields you fuck...what the fuck is wrong with you?"

He was so terrified he couldn't respond but I had told him not to mumble so I had started losing control and he was with 2 gaijin girls and they were asking the 7-11 staff to call the police in their fucked up Japanese.

I leaned in close and said:

"I'll fucking kill you if I see one cop....I know the rules around here....I'll get out in 21 days max and then I'll fucking kill you.....I'll do 12 years on my head laughing and you'll be fucking dead ...

Goodbye dickhead"

I pretty much locked down my account and use it as a rollodex...nothin more. I realized later that I almost killed someone because of a Facebook snub.....I need less caffeine and I need to get the fuck outta a place filled with superficial plastic fucks.....so I shut it done to save lives and my freedom.

Some people got 100's of friends? What the fuck? Then they make lists and exclude some of them...why have them in the first place? I don't get it? In Japan alot of ALT's come and go and they all friend each other and then when I ask how so and so is doing I hear a "I dunno...I put em on another list" or "I'm blocking their posts cuz it's annoying to read"

Man...what kinda Plastic fake friends paradise is this shit??

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Not my Facebook stuff...just entertainment.

Epic FAIL!!

I don't know how you all put up with the bullshit and I'm sure you all do cuz it's Facebook and you can see as someone gets dissed......How the fuck to you all put up with it? Why would you give the title "Friend" to anything less than a real one....which is really rare?

I can barely put up with Twitter...the post earthquake shit from J-twitters was pathetic and was like watching people cannabalize each other....I'll never see Twitter quite the same!

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Ending ona positive note....cuza G.W. and all

here's a Tiger pattern cat (like my Ikura) kissing a Dolphin.....Japan...stop killing Dolphins.

Happy and Safe Golden Week everybody!!








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UPDATE:

I just read Generic person goes to Japan's site and her post is very important



You can help by sending a comment to this link

I did a post right after the earthquake and got a lot of responses and now this woman has feet on the ground and is trying to make a difference. Please show some support.

I'm a Badboy but I love animals alot. I gotta lotta respect for this woman and the others trying to make a difference. It's easy to say things but it takes action and these folks are doing just that. God bless em'!!

I clicked the link and sent a message....apparently to the Prime Minister ??

Today I got High!! (Smoking "life" in Japan)

Best fucking day in Japan...EVER!!

I went "jumping" a couple times today and it felt fucking great! I've done it before but recently shit has been getting on my nerves so I needed some fear to wake me up. It's like getting into a fight or smoking crack, once on the edge...can't come back!!

Ima jump motherfukaz!!

Right at this second I'm thinkin'.....damn life is great!! I love my life and doin shit like this is why I put up with all the mundane bullshit and put up with motherfuckers and their shit. When punchin folks gets old (as it sometimes does) a jet coaster or some of this right here makes you remember...life is good!!

Can you imagine being a worker here? They were cool..Brazilian mixed maybe...really chill. They get to see people challenge themselves everyday. Sometimes they get over their fear and sometimes they don't. They get a front row seat to that fear all the time and get paid. A very cool job I wouldn't mind doin'
I wouldn't mind doing that at all :)

Boing!!

The first bounce put me a bit higher than the platform...I would love to do this job because some people are really afraid of this shit. The girl who went next chickened out and lost her money. Once you pay you got 10 minutes or it's out the fuckin door. She lost her face and cash while I was waitin to film her. I wanted to watch someone since I was the first of the day. You gotta get over the fears in you because they hold you back. Fear can be great but it can really get in peoples way too.

If you ever thought you wouldn't do this I think you GOTTA do this. It's easy and next to great sex and skydiving their is no other time when you feel more "alive"

PURE FUCKING AWESOMENESS!!

130 FTW 150 iz tha max

BANG!!

I used to do this a lot in Hawaii or whereever and I ring the bell EVERYTIME! Physics. If you ever do this do it like I did it in the vid!! The cage made me compact my swing but start with the hammer down and go in a full circle swing with a "pull" at the end and you'll nail it. The 3 guys before me got 123 max and none of them got toys. I got 2 toys because I got a 149 and then the maximum perfect "ding" 150...I tried to give em' away but the kids were scared of me :(

I tried to help the Japanese guys behind me but they insisted on looking stupid....No cheap toys for your kids;(

On my fuckin toes

150 ....gimmie da' loot

After that fun it was off to a hotel to cap off the best day in Japan ever.

You can keep your Hanami and Temples and whatever other spectator sport you got goin on...Ima keep living life like it expires tomorrow!!

This Blog post is a part of Budget Trouble's Show me Japan Series

Stephen. J Cunnif. Suck my Dick Asshole.

Saying I was "a bad kid" would be a gross understatement. Holy shit. Beyond belief. My Mom had to deal with that though. Everyone just else turned their backs, washed their hands.
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I had just taken an M80 with a waterproof wick and flushed the toilet and then dropped it in to the disappearing whirpool seconds before it went off and blew the toilet porcelain off the wall and ruptured a waterpipe.

I ran into my favorite teacher (thank God) and I asked Mrs._______ to "PLEASE say she saw me when it went off."

This teacher loved me. She was young and gorgeous and I flattered her with polite compliments at every chance

I had just asked her to lie. She said please show me trust and tell me what you did before you ask me to lie.
**The fire alarms were going off in the background and kids were exiting the School around us**

I said : "I just blew up a toilet and I need an alibi...I'm gonna get tossed from my 3rd J.H.S. and...."

She laughed?.....she laughed? She said : "I hope if I have a son someday and he's just like you!!"

I had heard that before but the ending was different. Did I hear her wrong? Was it the polite flirting + the perfect test scores?  Was she about to hang me out to dry?

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No, to the amazement of Mr. S.J. Cunnif , She  lied right to his face and said she was talking to me about not having a hall pass at the moment she heard the sound of the blast.

He was dumbfounded.  (I was really blown away too) He knew it was me...he was sure. I had used a friends fathers "Coca-Cola" machine key to open the Schools soda machines and they and the other vending machines were emptied completely. He tried to make it an event for expulsion but the P.T.A got involved and I was spared. I was an excellent student that excelled in every class besides Math (which bored me to death) but I never did anything else...homework...

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I REALLY come down hard on my students when they don't do their Homework....kinda odd...considering. But at least they are NOT blowing my toilets off the wall :)
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I'm a teacher now....the irony..

Mr Cunnif pointed to the poem on the wall: he asked to read it and think about it.....2 minutes felt like 2 hours and I did end up missing the last lunch period and thus got no lunch that day.....considering what I had done.....but still...even convicts get lunch.

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I did a Google search with a piece of the poem and after lots of searching found the poem that was hung on my vice principals wall.

(life before the internet....sucked..I just got something I woulda never found otherwise. I am a warez pirate since Napster was born but the net and it's awesomeness still amazes me)

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Sometime when you feel that your going
Would leave an unfillable hole,
Just follow these simple instructions
And see how they humble your soul;

Take a bucket and fill it with water,
Put your hand in it up to the wrist,
Pull it out and the hole that's remaining
Is a measure of how you will be missed.

You can splash all you wish when you enter,
You may stir up the water galore,
But stop and you'll find that in no time
It looks quite the same as before.

The moral of this quaint example
Is do just the best that you can,
Be proud of yourself but remember,
There's no indispensable man.
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he said "This is you Chris" Your a nothing and you always will be. I KNOW you did this. I'll find, wait,watch and when you slip I'll be there to walk you out the School doors forever and I'll be laughing at you.

I was 14. After spending some months in a juvenile facility in Brockton and Fall river I had returned and was acing everything. He didn't want me there and that I had a beautiful young ally made him so livid he was talking to me like a War buddy/enemy instead of a student.

(He was a retired Green Beret and had his medals and citations proudly displayed)

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Just before I got locked up in a juvenile detention center for this epic fuck-up.

I used to go out into the parking lot after football games and throw an M-80 dipped in epoxy and then BB's and light it before throwing it into the opposing teams School bus. Epic destruction. I did it 2x 1 at home (and then they did parent patrols so I went to another School's game and did it at their School.

The day before leaving I used a slimjim and opened Mr. Cunnif's car. ( I coulda broke a window but the concussion of the blast would be much less) So I opened and then tossed 2 inside.

BOOM..BOOM


Every window in his car was completely destroyed and most of the interior too.


That was for the dumb lecture and causing me to miss my lunch.  Maybe that poem matches me but it matches you too and most everyone else. It took a while to realize that.



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The new site will be cool but it will take time since this is the busiest season for me. Bloggers on it and who will be I'll be askin for some help later but for right now it's in the "Messin' round'" stage. The scrolling images of the blog headers are not even the same size yet so....gimmie time ;)

Raw Like Sushi


UPDATE:
The scrolling Marquee under the header is now clickable! I'm gettin' my geek on!! :)

Bloggers...listen

I got an idea...

It just hit me!!!

I know of and participate in blogging events/Matsuris. I may have gotten some commenter's from them and I have definitely found some great sites with them.

The only problem is...is that my typical post is kinda outta place.  I have found that there are other bloggers who have content that is not seen in these usual places. There should be a place where Japan bloggers who are posting about the seedy....the annoying...the explicit...the personal well written accounts of their views and experiences in Japan can submit their content.


This cannot be too much of anything. Not anti-anything. If it's a collection of anti-Japan rants it will not fly.
A post could be so but a post about a bad date could be right next to it.

This would have to have as few rules as possible.

I'm gonna do this the easy way (with the ideas and collaboration of others) or the hard way. (All by myself).

It could be hosted by anyone on a bi-weekly or monthly basis depending on the amount of traction it gets. Starting a new blog in blogger takes 5 minutes and you could anonymously fume or praise whatever you please. The deeper the better. The more unique the better.


Still not following me?

Imagine..

Loco in Yokohama


Saboten Girl


The Adventures of a Foreign Salaryman in Tokyo


Charisma Girl 


Wakarahen


Always Leaving Things Unfinishe


Sleepycon


Gaijinass


and maybe..


The Ghost Letters


Green Eyed Geisha


Tokyo Scum

and others you can mention in the comments section...in one place per month. I can see A matsuri with a safe and comfortable theme or another one with lottsa pics but I can't see a place where sites like these and their brutally honest take on Japan...(all well written BTW)...anywhere.

That should change.

Needs a name


Needs a logo

Needs sites.

(If you ever wanted to just let it rip with a guaranteed viewership  and as few rules as possible...this is your chance)

I would love some feedback and ideas. You can help make this thing. It ain't mine. It's yours. It can be hosted by and include anything. I will plant the seed here..and then it will be passed around....like a fat joint of sticky weed. Everyone gets a hit and we all get happy. The under bloggers make a corner of the J Blogging world .....it's an idea...

ANY ideas are welcome in the comments section. 

Anything can help.

 

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Questions and some Answers

Will there be any moderation or censorship?

No.

Not possible. It's an internet freeway sign with directions towards a certain type of blog. Japs*c, Jap*ndit, etc, failed when they gave people power. Voting shit up or down was a recipe for clique formation and eventual death. JapS*c was a pathetic joke at it's none too soon end. It became a buncha friends boosting each others and voting down others because of personal bullshit. No one will ever have that kind of power....they won't have any.

How do blogs get in?

They should be similar to the ones mentioned in the previous post ( Suggestions still welcome) People looking to go rogue are welcome to take the chance to "Express yourself" in anonymity.

What is the benefit to non member blogs?

Members will have to post a badge on their site. The site will have a blogroll on a backpage (similar to Budget Troubles) and anyone who links to the site will be added to the blogroll immediately. The linkback alone is worth it for anyone looking for visitors/commenters so it should snowball itself with a little push.

What do members have to do?

Besides adding a badge...not a goddamn thing if they don't want to. Updating some old fave's for a second look might be a good idea...a kinda "remastered classic" but an old post can come back as is. The sites will always be linked to so besides a highlighted post they will have a large clickable screencapture image going directly to their front page all the time.

I'll add more later...if anyone has Q's in the meantime...fire away!

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Too fuckin lame? Suggestions welcome for a little while longer ;)

Raw like Sushi will use the Vimeo platform for posting vids. It will be an account with a group name and password.

Japanese Porno Vending Machines

Click the vid to get a tour

I think that's a fake Vagina right next to the girl in the Japanese School Uniform.

The day I jump of a bridge will be the same day i buy one of those....it would probably be why I jumped. After looking at that thing and considering my life I will have accepted that it was not worth living life any longer.

I didn't realize it until looking at the pic. Somewhere someone is using that thing. However bad I might feel in my life I need to remember I'm not THAT guy!!

I guess this is an I.D. machine?

The got something for every fetish I'm pretty sure






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Natural beverage cooling system. Very eco-friendly unless they float away :P



Here comes the psycho ;) I got 6 weeks to trim the abs which is no prob. I'm actually ahead of schedule

I still got time...I'm on pace

This vid captures why some people have differing opinions of me :)

A: "Hey...he looks like fun!!!"
or
B: "Hey...huh? What the fuck?"...seriously...who brought this fuckin guy??

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Back to the main topic...
Anyone seen Porno vending machines in other countries? I've been here for about 7 years on and off and I never went into one until today.


BTW
Thanks for the first time comments on the last post.


And please leave a comment if you can. Love the feedback :)

This Blog post is a part of Budget Trouble's Show me Japan Series

Which is being hosted by hosted by Ichigolove also known as Ichi, me love you long time cheap cheap, golove ;)

Calling out names (E.T.J/L.T.P) Fuck you scammers.

Opening a post with a depiction of the Prophet Muhammad.......Yup!

Way to show em'!! Kill 11 (and counting...you obviously didn't read the book the other moron burned)

I'd cite a story but I can't find one right now. Let the picture render me fair and balanced. Religions are fine. Morons who hijack them (See: Terrorists,Pope etc)....fuck it all up but it is a fascinating topic as it is the "Why" that is behind the "What". Theology was one of my favorite University courses so suffice to say I know more about the major religions (because I studied them as opposed to followed them) than most "believers"

4 years ago I joined the English Teachers in Japan group. I joined their Yahoo Groups discussion and was struck by some members attacks on another member who had brought up how to teach about religion. Fair enough (asking a question) and definitely a higher level students topic but as long as your not advocating for one or the other...it seemed a fair question. Apparently the moderator felt E.T.J was NOT the place for such a discussion...not another thread....the entire group itself was not the place.....um...the fuck?

I'm a communications teacher..

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com·mu·ni·ca·tion

 [kuh-myoo-ni-key-shuhn] Show IPA

–noun

1.

the act or process of communicating; fact being communicated.

2.

the imparting or interchange of thoughts, opinions, or information by speech, writing, or signs.

3.

something imparted, interchanged, or transmitted.

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I voiced my dismay that a bunch of educators were allowing clearly personal feelings to limit their students understanding of the World around them. Religion is pretty fucking important to understanding how some people feel. They do great things and terrible things and lead their day to day lives in line with their chosen religions beliefs.

You don't have the confidence to get into the deep end of the pool? Get the fuck outta the teaching business.

(F.Y.I,  Teach your students to preface comments with "I think........")

This allows you and them to say whatever they like because you are stating an opinion...a weakness of the Japanese culture so you should be finding ways to get them to express themselves, not suppressing an already stunted personal expression form/culturally nurtured habit.

 Others may not agree with you. Some might think your crazy but if you say "I think..." before saying ..."sticking wet fingers into electrical outlets is cool" well...then....go ahead and look dumb but it's your right.


My students are very very confident. I have been teaching them confidence in themselves right alongside English the whole time. If I was not allowing and promoting respectful disagreement/debate they would not be half as good as they are.

I told you stupid motherfuckers to take me off your mailing list in about that language and it worked for a few years.  Now I get this.......

I should pay you...12,000 for some bullshit certificate that's recognized by...? My students are my certification bitches. Take your bullshit elsewhere. I have seen what kinda teachers you help. Their students eventually end up with me if they are goal oriented. 4 years later and you all look more pathetic than I remember.

12,000 yen...
For a piece of worthless paper taught by someone who is less a teacher than me?

Ya'll fuckin' crazy.

BTW..
Course #6...

**hint** Stop wasting your time attending overpriced stupid lectures.

 Course #7...

I should be teaching you that one.


12,000 yen?????

You people look creepy. You got the whole effect going on.





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Odds N' Endz

I support teachers who want to advance and improve their skills. It's a skill you sharpen in the trenches in front of the students. If you don't know how to coax the shy ones out of their shell or tame an unruly student who has never heard "No" before.....then maybe your in the wrong line of work.

Seriously.

Go back home and find yourself...or fucking lose yourself. Whatever. Just go the fuck away.

P.S.
I got a lot of people...maybe the man himself peaking my Serial Killer post so...a buncha radicals on my ass is NOTHING compared to worrying about that.

P.S.S.
If you come at me with a grammar Nazi comment like the lesbian from Canada....I'll just forget to approve the comment.

And all you lurkers.....600ish per day. Could ya spare a comment? Don't be shy.  You wouldn't keep visiting if it wasn't interesting so do me the honor of commenting..for or against.....it makes the whole thing funner. I don't like talking to myself.

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UPDATE:
Got a couple viewers to finally comment. Thanks !! Writing stuff without feedback is definitely NOT my thing. I can take any opinions and my goal is to have a comments section that is more interesting than the original post......which happened right here. Don't be shy or put off. Your opinion is valued...maybe disagreed with but respected and valued.


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This cat was too cute. It's throat musta been sore from meowing.

I hooked up this weezy little cat with a big fat can of food. Helping animals anytime and every time I can is the only way to spin the Karma correct and get myself into Heaven.....and avoid Hell for all the bad shit I've done.

( I know there is something like a Hell described and called different names in different books. I mighta brushed up against it when I was 13?...I might just make that post but being thought of as clinically insane instead of just violent and anti-social is a big jump)

Meanwhile...Somewhere Wheezy is sleeping with a full stomach ;)

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Post Earthquake Hesitating...is debilitating!!

I had a pic of a Hanami tree but since I don't much care for flowers but love asses I'm gonna put this one in it's place. ( I just took it tonight) This girls ass is fucking awesome. At what point ladies...does the ass not look so awesome? Gravity has not hit this fine ass!!

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Gov FAIL!!

An open letter to Japan.

*cough*

Please wake the fuck up and party on!!!!!

I asked my student what she was doing for Hanami this year?

She said:

"I canceled my plans and I'll clean my house and stay at home or maybe go shopping."

I said:

"....um...why?"

She said:

"I don't feel comfortable enjoying myself after everything that has happened"

I said:

"Nothing happened around here and you going out and enjoying yourself and spending some cash might actually be a good thing....I'm 100% it's more beneficial overall than staying at home."

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I know why she isn't going. The Japanese and their "tatemae" are in full effect and in THIS case its ALL fucking wrong.

They have canceled 2 local Matsuri's that are a needed financial boost and some local peeps are gonna take a financial hit during already tough times because everyone is hesitating to enjoy themselves.

Move the FUCK ON PEOPLE!!!!

You ain't helping ANYONE by worrying about the opinions of EVERYONE.

What about the local merchants who are losing money because the public is in "fucked-up" mode. They just gotta sit back and wait for the unofficial period of mourning to end?

Nobody likes losing money but what are ya gonna do if your a merchant? Have a Hanami sale? The neighbors might get into group think and extrapolate that you trying to make money is some veiled attack against the peeps in the Sendai region.

Trying to put food on the table for your family?? What kinda fucked up self serving shit is that?

You should be in self imposed suffering mode...

Ignore the fact that your participating in this "Hesitation into finacial Devastation" act will only further and lengthen the suffering...and make it "local".

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Pump money into the economy...grease the machines wheels. Go out for God's sake.

You don't have to be an economics major to see that "spending hibernation" is just no fucking good. 

I am ridin' 4 U people!!

I'm buying steaks and staying at love hotels buying ipad's and spendin some loot.

Git the fuck out there and forget about the socially crippling economically backwards ass thinking and spend.

The Japanese are being crippled by their own outstanding culture. It is great but it ain't meant for this....it wasn't built for this.....so take of the yolk and get out and get down...make some noise and buy some fucking toys!!!

Excuse me while I sing to you
I'm being real and that's the thing to do
I'm just living and loving
Smoking and fucking (Yeah uh)
Out here on the grind, yeah 

Fat Joe Ft. Baby & Scarface - Bust At You

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Git out there before the cherry blossoms are gone. Don't believe the hype. If you don't live in the area you actin a fool. I swear to God if I lived in the affected area I'd be dying for a steak and the thought of a buncha folks not havin one would make me feel......nothin......cept ya'll is stupid.

Get busy livin or get busy dyin

P.S.
I'm gonna go have some sex at a love hotel.
Doin what I can..
Tryin' to hold it down for ya'll till you get your heads right.



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After doin graffitti on her fine ass and then totally having fun...I noticed this. I don't think a love hotel is the best place for donating money?....I dunno.....seems like another place might be better ;)

Like we say in Hawaii..

Ho bruh'....chance um!! ;)

Maxin N' Relaxin (Hanami season)

It was an absolutely gorgeous day!! Had some beef and ribs and chicken and kimchi.
Click the above vid to watch. Best Kimchi I have had in Japan. REALLY delicious!!

Gettin 1 with nature. Just need a screen. Everything else is full caveman. I always use this little natural nook for my BBQ's at this beach. It's pretty private except for some people picking seaweed.

This was actually too much. Luckily the Hawk..."My Girl" took some of the chicken off my hands. (bottom vid)




This is most likely a female that takes food back to it's nest. I always give it clean unseasoned or cooked chicken. She's beautiful and she knows when I'm around because I always bring the boombox. It's like ringing the dinner bell. Check out the vid :)

Somebody should do an add campaign like this cuz I just bought these 2 but I felt like buying em' again. Show me your ass and I'll buy anything :P

Enjoy the Hanami season. I don't like flowers really but I like BBQ's...and asses ;)

This Blog post is a part of Budget Trouble's Show me Japan Series

Which is being hosted by hosted by Ichigolove also known as Ichi, me love you long time cheap cheap, golove ;)