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Just a reminder.
A blog written by an aggressive asshole with an axe to grind and a chip on his shoulder. Born in Boston, Grew up in Hawaii and after Japan will return to Hawaii. Everything you are about to read is true. Names are not changed and no one is immune. Brace yourselves.
Monday, May 30, 2011
Message from Chris/New Raw member/Site health check
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Using a Japanese girl...as a prop ;)
I know what's coming..
Everyone is gonna get all upset about my objectifying a portable grill. Please spare me. I'll give her the best home ever. I will be the best owner she could ever have!!
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living in Japan
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Don't do (other peoples) drugs!!
I'm not really against drugs. I'm concerned with them like I am guns
(the people that touch these 2 and do fucked up shit are the REAL problem)
I was a drug dealer for a time and made an enormous amount of money doing so. Not cocaine though....the profit was less, you needed more solid connections and I didn't have em'. It was underworld controlled from top to bottom so it would been a short endeavor with me set-up and jailed at best and at worst, killed and turned into pineapple fertilizer.
Don't do (other peoples) drugs!!
2011-05-21T05:52:00-07:00
Chris
Doin' dumb shit|Guilt N Remorse|Hawaii stuff|WTF just happened|
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011
This blog has THE best commenters. Thank You!!
It's been almost exactly 5 months since the 1st post
I gotta give out some thanks and blow some kisses.
I am happy about 50k in 5 months especially since most of that is in the past 3 months. But ...I'm MUCH happier with 640 comments in 5 months. 320 comments and I have responded to each and every one. I don't care how the hit count goes but the comment count is my pride and joy. Interaction. Surprise.Anger. Came and left. Came and stayed.
I wanna say thanks to everyone. Facebook is too dramatic and Twitter is too fast. My blogroll is my connection line and if you make a new post I'm on it. I'll keep paying visits. You honor me when you do the same.
Excuse me while I get on my knees and pull some panties to the side and give thanks ;)
This blog has THE best commenters. Thank You!!
2011-05-18T02:17:00-07:00
Chris
living in Japan|
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Sunday, May 15, 2011
Japanese "Momma's Boys"
So...I'm sitting amongst a group of expats and very fluent Japanese and the topic of Japanese "mamma's boys" came up and we were chatting away...suddenly a friend pipes in.."You know,most of the incest porn is made in Japan?"
**silence**
This would be like a straight friend saying "Ya know, anal sex doesn't really hurt that much"
Um...what?
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Fuck you creepy Otaku,
Japan
Friday, May 13, 2011
Japanese Porno Vending Machines "B" grade...or "C"?
Apparently there are different levels of quality when it comes to Japanese porno vending machines?
This nasty place is located next to a big open parking lot for big rig trucks. I dunno if they got DVD players in their trucks but this place....unlike the others is in the wide open right next to a main road. I have passed it 100x or more but never saw anyone go in...shy?......it's a total shit hole?...take your pick.
I'd love to put a hidden camera and then bring a date "gone wrong on purpose" and bring her in here then just start staaaaring and tooouching myself and see how long it takes for her to take off....THATS a Youtube moment ;)
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Japanese Neighbors (Can't trust em')
Ohayo!
Do..genki?
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Considering the fact that most of my neighbors would not be upset by my departure at least, and even my possible demise.....
The utter superficiality really does get on my nerves sometimes.
It's a mix of my personal sensitivity to bullshit and the culturally accepted habit to ask questions that they don't really wanna know the answers to.
I have watched in utter amazement as some foreigners who study Japanese actually begin to engage in an undesired conversation...limited by their level and founded on a rhetorical question. Some Japanese have actually given me the "get this fuckin person away from me" look because I obviously don't wanna chat either which makes them correctly assume that I'm the only one who knows what the fuck is going on. It was tatemae...fucking moron.

Do..genki?
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Considering the fact that most of my neighbors would not be upset by my departure at least, and even my possible demise.....
The utter superficiality really does get on my nerves sometimes.
It's a mix of my personal sensitivity to bullshit and the culturally accepted habit to ask questions that they don't really wanna know the answers to.
I have watched in utter amazement as some foreigners who study Japanese actually begin to engage in an undesired conversation...limited by their level and founded on a rhetorical question. Some Japanese have actually given me the "get this fuckin person away from me" look because I obviously don't wanna chat either which makes them correctly assume that I'm the only one who knows what the fuck is going on. It was tatemae...fucking moron.

Do ya get it?
Japanese Neighbors (Can't trust em')
2011-05-10T19:02:00-07:00
Chris
Guilt N Remorse|living in Japan|Repercussions|
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Sunday, May 8, 2011
U don't REALLY wanna Badboy ("Almost Died" Series)
I dated a lot of Stewardesses (maybe 6 or 7?) and judging by the keywords that bring people here.....a lot of other people wanna do something with em'? I never imagined until seeing the sheer number of hits that a previous post generated that this was the case. They all...in my experience...have boyfriends at different locations around the world. It is a great job when you think about it, if having multiple sex partners is what you want and your job itself guarantees your lovers will never meet.
U don't REALLY wanna Badboy ("Almost Died" Series)
2011-05-08T05:46:00-07:00
Chris
Almost died|Me|Violence|
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Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Japan Golden Week MEGA Post!!
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Japanese School girls V.S Stewardesses V.S. Osama Bin Laden
(you heard my instructions before, keep it clean and break when I tell ya' Alright?....now touch gloves....let's get it on!!)
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living in Japan,
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Monday, May 2, 2011
Osama Bin Laden (Picture a punk)
"And simply what this means is
He didn't know that every dog had his day
Until he seen his"
Geto Boys - "Still"
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| No Allah 4 U Motherfucker |
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He wasn't the mastermind. He was the financier. He never got his hands "dirty".
If he ever was a true Muslim....no one can say, he hadn't been a TRUE Muslim since the first time he killed a fellow Muslim collaterally.....long time ago.... He was a son in a very rich family. He fought but was not terribly outstanding. His financial resources were however. He was high jacked ideologically by others with an agenda and thus it became his identity.
Imagine a rich kid...and a buncha bad kids seeing an opportunity in it (the rich kid).
That's Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden.
While Mao, Stalin, Che' and other 20th century anti-capitalist figures were born outta poverty and formed a deep bias and hatred for the elite....Osama was a rich kid. Identity complexes seemed to move him more than anything.
He used the Qu'ran and the Muslim religion. He didn't train to fly a plane into a building. He didn't strap a bomb around himself, he didn't do anything except pay others to do those things. He brought war to the Middle East and said that the American invasion of Afghanistan was a part of his grand scheme. The Saudi's (His homeland) and most other Middle Eastern countries saw no real benefit in such tactics. There were really none for all but the most radicalized so called Muslims.
In New York,
Whites,Blacks,Middle Eastern,European,Asian.....Women,Children,Men,Mothers,Fathers...Christian,Jews,Muslims...all killed.
19 young Muslims did that in the belief in a radicalized form of a religion that was counter to the true word of Mohammad which was in turn the word of God which was written in the Qu'ran.
The Qu'ran is NOT vague about killing fellow Muslims. The attack on 9/11 was spectacular but not "just" .
The killings of Muslims and those who had done no harm to Muslims was and is strictly forbidden.
I know the book because I have read it more than once. I identify more closely with Islam than any Major religion. It is strict. Many find solice in it's clarity.
Attacks on bases and personnel in Saudi Arabia and elsewhere would have been allowed by the Qu'ran. The Russian "Infidels" were fair targets. They were invaders and the Mujahideen were infact holy warriors.
What has taken place is akin to the Christian Crusades where politics and power become the true overlords of religion.
Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden hid like a rat in caves moving from place to place until he became a leader in symbol only. He has not wielded any real influence since at least Abu Musab al Zarqawi. Was slaughtering fellow Muslims with impunity.
His real support died then. Everyone knew it but the symbolism of him dead was an essential part for America to "move on"
He was rich. He wasn't a true Muslim. He caused the death of countless Muslims.
There is no eternal anything for him. He violated the word of God. He became a false Prophet who lead others to believe what was not true. He was a Middle Eastern Jim Jones.
I am proud to place the picture of a dead Osama Bin Laden on my blog. A rich punk who's snub at "the Man" killed thousands upon thousands....nice job dickhead...I hope the fish are swimming through your fucking eye sockets right now.
"your bleedin lovely, your whole life you
live sneaky
now you rest eternally sleepy,
rest where the worms and the weak be"
Notorious B.I.G.
"The Long Kiss Goodnight"
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They buried Bin Laden at Sea.
They never learned after "losing" John F.Kennedy's brain...
My Government....:(
Him having no place for followers to visit makes tons of sense but....I hope they got a lot of samples or the conspiracy nutz are gonna rightfully JUMP on this.
Short of a catastrophic attack....Obama just won re-election.
That's America and if he coordinated this attack and approved it and everything is as they say America will over look the Economy and he will get his 4 more. It's not as if the Republicans have anything better.
I hate Obama's 2 faced bullshit regarding Lobbyists but he stepped up drone attacks and tried to keep the Pakistani's feet to the fire.....that's his job...part of it anyway so.....here comes 4 more years. Bet!
_but_
Osama Bin Laden (Picture a punk)
2011-05-02T05:55:00-07:00
Chris
Osama bin laden death pic|Violence|
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