Fan Mail (You know your famous when..)

Some people REALLY

don't like me.

I know what your thinking..."No way Chris? Git the fuck outta here! You?"

The worst part about Japan is...

By the 2nd week of August in Japan

I feel about this close to the Sun.

Japanese people and Typhoons

Japan...kinda different

In America we'd be boarding up windows and shit.

In Japan Typhoons are like...well..I dunno?
I just finished my last class and despite shit getting REALLY sketchy
not a single kid or adult was absent?

Sexual healing (Surviving in Japan)

6 Days....No sex

Apparently that's my limit.

Winning a speech contest in Japan

America votes 2012 (Here comes the BOOM)

The World is watching us America.....fuuuuuuck!!!!

What you are about to witness is not real. Do not adjust your viewing devices. Just stay away from them for about....um...maybe 2 months if we go to court. Seriously, rent some vids, enjoy HULU or whatever but stay away from news about America......there is no way we would act as infantile as it is about to seem......


















 Every 4 years the country comes together to rip itself in half. It's what we do in America. We make sure nothing gets done by electing the other party as a majority in the House and Senate to guarantee that the president has like a year to get anything done....we call it "checks and balances"...it's called "Gridlock" and nothing gets done and then we blame the elected officials we neutered. They suck but we are their bitches instead of the other way around...it sucks being shitty peoples bitches. They are both running on saving the middle class and fiscal responsibility .....and have both taken over a billion dollars from us....the irony......and we keep doing this to ourselves

I am predicting a high possibility of chaos in America...it's almost a given.

And were off!!

Philly

Fight for your country and .....lose the right to vote 

This might take a while

4 nightmare scenarios....all very possible



ANd The Ridiculousness begins