A Real Japanese Otaku ( in the "wild")

I know..

I know....

What gave it away??

My "Geekdar" spotted this one relatively easy :)

Hell in Japan (I BUILT IT!!)

By the time you get to
THIS word. 
The clip has already begun.

Mr Rogers was the symbol of good old style values. I was often suspended from school as a kid and watched him a lot because it was him or soap operas. I wondered as I put this post together..."How would Mr Rogers feel about terrorizing kids?"

I didn't greet or say goodbye to any party goers. I stayed "in character" and in the Haunted House all night

Confession of a Japanese Schoolgirl

Doing dumb shit.
(Again)
I swear...
I didn't see it coming.









She said she didn't like her nose..

I said "It looks fine, the schoolboys back in Hawaii would be crawling over each other for a date with you"
(it's true but maybe I shouldn't...)

Sexless Japan. (DVD Porn booths don't help)

This country makes it way too fucking easy to do everything BUT really fuck 
And it shows!

You wanna teach English in Japan?

It's an "Image v.s. Reality" problem.

The role of "Japan" is played by Phoebe Cates ;)

The God of English in Japan

I am like a God

The actual title of this post is " Fuck you Junichiro" 

I have been insisting my way and enforcing my will on a little piece of sometimes heaven and sometimes hell, here in Japan, for a bit now. I always believed that results are the only thing that matters. 

REWIND:

Wakana: "Fork!!..knife knife knife!!" (She corrected herself)

Junichiro (mumbling and barely audible") "Eeeeh...baka janai?"

Wakana (in Japanese) "Are you talking to me?"

Junichiro (gazes of into a direction other than Wakana's eyes)

Trying to offend the Japanese

Halloween is an assholes 

favorite holiday

My first gif!!

Trust me..I know :)

Soooo, yeah....

I took a zombie, nailed to a cross and shoved a samurai sword into it...then hung it out above the entrance to my school...how was your day?

                    

A Japanese style grave (gets new paint job tomorrow) that says "Bad student" was the original "old people stimulator" They asked me to not leave it outside as a show of respect to their culture.  Yeah whatever... It goes outside like...hmmm...tomorrow.

Day 1 and it's starting out well.

If loooong pauses or stopped in their tracks old people are any indication... THIS is very offensive. They do not look amused. They can join the Mormons and the Church people who will not want to be a part of any party that has this hanging front and center.

**Pretends to give a fuck**

And then..

And then..

What looked like a tear?

Yes...a tear!

A tear fell across Chris's quivering cheek as he shouted:

I just want to exchange my culture with the people of Japan!!!!