Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Japan going down the toilet

I was unaware that Nagoya was Nanjing/Nanking's "Sister City" until the mayor of Nagoya said the 
Nanking Massacre never happened.











If you have lived in Japan 
for a few years you know that anytime the words "Ishihara" and  "agrees" appear next to each other.... you just gotta read because he is just one of the most amazingly unapologetic racist ignorant assholes in the political world...around the world....I mean the ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET .

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

How NOT to Troll.



Attention...Angry little people of the world!!

It is not MY fault that my average days are more interesting than the most outstanding days of your lives.
Please get over that. Your among a large group. 

You might end up getting an internet slap across your pathetic porn surfing ass.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

What's the point..in chasing demons?



Updated Title:
Japan...it should scare the fuck outta you.
The cops at least 










He went to Tokyo Metropolitan Police headquarters late Saturday and told an officer, "I am Makoto Hirata and I'm here to turn myself in," only to be dismissed by the official as a fake, Japanese media revealed yesterday.

Hirata, who was sporting longer hair, had not undergone any plastic surgery, according to the Asahi Shimbun, but the officer in question thought the fugitive looked too different from his wanted poster, which has adorned rail stations and police stations since 1995.

Hirata persisted with his claims but the officer told him to go to Marunouchi Police Station, around half a mile away, Mainichi Shimbun reported yesterday.



Oh...oh yeah. Japan does NOT have software to age potential suspects. He is essentially what a software program would predict him to be... gravity pull, age lines.

If your not afraid of J-cops you should be. Not because they will fuck with you but because they are so fucking inept they would never catch your or your loved ones killer unless they confessed. It's that fucking bad.



Thursday, February 23, 2012

Japan forum Nazis

Suck my ball sack!!







It's been a while since I surfed any forums. Nothing has changed

Show me a Japan forum and I'll show you a place I'm banned from


Sunday, February 19, 2012

Teaching Teachers in Japan







Greatest commercial ever made. No dialogue. None needed.


2 hours ago I had 5 people in my classroom 3 representatives from the largest surviving chain School in Japan and 2 people from a T.V. network ...those 2 are actually subcontractors.

Friday, February 17, 2012

United Airlines hates pets








A new United Airlines fee set to take effect next month would dramatically increase the cost of shipping a pet home from Japan and surrounding areas to the United States -- to as much as $3,900 for large animals -- and may especially affect members of the military transferred under orders.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

What is a "Charisma man" in Japan?

Cuz..um.....I think I killed one ;)




Alternate Working Title
False Playa Hatin'






You didn't see that coming?

THAT'S ....the fucking problem


Sunday, February 12, 2012

Celebrating Valentines Day in Japan

Alternate Working Title:
I'ma steal your woman bro!!






Step #1 Thoughtful preparation.



   For the massage                                                 For the bath
                                                              

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Suicide in Japan ( 4 Norichan)

We were all like this once weren't we?





How did life bring us here?

Me and Nori.







Sunday, February 5, 2012

I got a Pantie fetish (Ya think?)


So yeah...


My name is Chris...
And I have a pantie fetish...






Dear Diary,
Today I couldn't control myself and I took another pic of another girl wearing panties. I know I'm a sinner and I hope baby Jesus doesn't hate me too much.