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Japan...it should scare the fuck outta you.
The cops at least
He went to Tokyo Metropolitan Police headquarters late Saturday and told an officer, "I am Makoto Hirata and I'm here to turn myself in," only to be dismissed by the official as a fake, Japanese media revealed yesterday.
Hirata, who was sporting longer hair,
had not undergone any plastic surgery, according to the Asahi Shimbun,
but the officer in question thought the fugitive looked too different from his wanted poster, which has adorned rail stations and police stations since 1995.
Hirata persisted with his claims but the officer told him to go to Marunouchi Police Station, around half a mile away, Mainichi Shimbun reported yesterday.
Oh...oh yeah. Japan does NOT have software to age potential suspects. He is essentially what a software program would predict him to be... gravity pull, age lines.
If your not afraid of J-cops you should be. Not because they will fuck with you but because they are so fucking inept they would never catch your or your loved ones killer unless they confessed. It's that fucking bad.