Christmas (The Cultural Exchange)

I have not been a good blogger recently but I have been the "Super...Holy shitwhatthefuck did he do this year ?"...... dude. I got vids and pics and stuff to brag about. 

More later.

Santa in Japan

Don't touch me please!

I will smother everyone with my Christmas awesomeness with the next post...I just had to "touch" this.....see what I did there? ;)

****Travel Back in TiMe****

Me: (Played by Brad Pitt)
"She won't be joining? Why? She seemed to really enjoy the class and she said she wanted to join.."

Mother: (Played by generic apron wearing Inaka mother)

"She did but her father drove by on Sunday and saw you punching your boxing bag thing and he said you don't look like a teacher...I think he was jealous because his daughter kept talking about how cool you were and now she wants to get married with an American when she grows up"