Some Japs...they no like mixed pairs

I get looked at a lot.

I get it.

It tires me.
But I can leave anytime cuz the Airports are always waiting. I stay cuz I ain't ready yet. I put myself through this and it's harder sometimes.

I enjoyed this today:
I pointed at the Hanami tree :)

Hanami from 1000 meters

There are no Hanami in this post....

I will go again next week.. to do this again and there will be and I might finally give a fuck to look at em'...maybe?

Help Japan....help you!

You and Japan

Any relationship built on such a fragile foundation is bound to fail. You left _____ and came to Japan thinking ____ and you were fucking wrong. Head up your ass kinda wrong.

Watching Albinos with a Japanese girl

Alternate Working Title:

3 "Wows" in a Day

"WOW" #1
10am


Approaching the Kindergarten/Pre-School I noted a massive amount of folks milling about and figured it was some San-kan-bi (open campus) for the incoming students and parents. But looking back there were lots of women without kids?

I entered the auditorium and as I was getting ready.... a ton....all of the folks came in and sat and stood. Cameras video the whole deal. I was confused by I had to stay on point so I went through what is a controlled explosion of energy called a kids lesson. The staff afterwards was odd...happy/annoyed/surprised.

That commercial I was in wearing the Dethrone Royalty Hoodie in (3 posts down) ...remember? Apparently it was an attention grabber and the parents who usually skip the open English class they have once a year...my 1st...were...they changed their schedules and got themselves there...and they brought friends......they were there and nobody was prepared for their being there in such great numbers. Until the last moment nobody seemed to know exactly what was going on?

This...this next part is for you teachers who view but don't comment:
I set myself up by wearing a fucking dumb hoodie on T.V. commercial day and they came in #'s not seen before...and they left wholly satisfied and impressed and the boss of bosses was impressed by it all. I delivered like always...when the lights are up and it's time to go there is not a better teacher in this entire fucking country. You take that to the bank. You go booze it up and cry in your beer you fucking middling half assed hacks.

My Pledge to Japanophiles

Promissory Note:

On this date of [March 12, 2103], in return for valuable consideration received, the undersigned borrower[s] 
herein referred to as  [soulless,shameless Japanopliles] also known as Dipshit's, Morons, Self absorbed Japan nut hugging talentless ALT's jointly and severally promise to pay to [Badboy], the "Lender", the sum of [Staying back where the fuck it is you live which is not Japan] , together with *interest thereon at the rate of [RATE] percent ([RATE]%) per annum.

**Interest waived in lieu of said performance**

[Select from the following provisions, as desired]

Modification - No modification or waiver of any of the terms of this Agreement shall be allowed unless  [Badboy] fails to provide occasional images of Japanese girls, Hanami, Temples, Pics of generic food item taken in Japan. Any one of the mentioned, additional and/or all mentioned and un mentioned. Breach or default shall be deemed a waiver of any subsequent breach or default of the same or similar nature. [soulless,shameless Japanopliles] shall stay the fuck where they are and  enjoy these morsels and nuggets given under performance requirements by  [Badboy].

Choice of Law - All terms and conditions of this Note shall be interpreted under the laws of [Common fucking sense, in the name of whatever God you choose].

地獄へ落ちろ Yeah..I'll see ya there

Alternate Working Title:

"Karma Delivered"

Ni- nen- mai

I was showing a kitten to a woman with a son... he was a bit odd and stood many feet away. I chalked it up to him being scared of me....but it was something else. I shoulda known. They lived 2 towns over. Why drive 40 minutes when their local pet clinic is much bigger and has far more pics of cute kittens on it's bulletin boards..why come here?

I saw the woman and her son today by chance..

"How's the cat?"

Oh...she's gone.

"Oh wow..what happened?"

I don't know she just disappeared?

(I'm ..my radar is just drawing me to his eyes and he can't hide it...the secret..it's raising the corner of his mouth into an almost smirk)